Pestilence, plague, small pox, measles, polio, chicken pox, mumps, fleas, lice, ticks, psoriasis, dandruff, famine, cancer, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, NO blood pressure, asthmas, allergies, mental diminishment, financial impairment, a treeless family tree, lemon in your sugar, sugar in you engine, long visits from your mother-in-law, short visits from your friends, longer visits from the IRS, short visits from terrorists, longer visits from the FBI, jock rot, yeast infections, a long stay at Soledad, pimples, warts, pustulating open sores, broken bones, fractures, compound fractures, big bills, no insurance, many marriages, lots of alimony, a mean spirited boss, no friends, lots of enemies, barking dogs, screeching cats, night mares in the day and dreamless nights, infections, epilepsy, contusions, bruises, a small cell mate who doesn't like you much, a BIG cellmate who thinks you are cute, a cracked skull, sprained joints, ruptured groin, counterfeit coins, ugly children, a fat one eyed, flabby lipped pug-nosed, toothless one-eyebrowed hairless wife, mice in your burning motor home, Republicans in your bedroom and democrats in your bathroom, winter vacations in Syria with the Huzbullah and lots of AT&T stock bought at an all time high. Oh yeah and hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids the size of an asteroid! 

    These are a few of the things I wish on the S.O.B. metermaid who gave me a $20 parking ticket at the 2nd Wharf on November 1st in Monterey, California.